Job Interviewer: so what do you for fun?



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I never say “I love you” first. I think it’ll be difficult for those words to leave my mouth ever again. They make my stomach feel like theres lighting inside. It’s too brave, a deadly task. When you say them or say them back to someone you’re getting prepare to shake hands with fire, you’re placing yourself at the edge of a cliff, you’re getting close to a quicksand of remorse. Alexa Evangelista (via vodkakilledtheteens)

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legalize peruvian puff peppers

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Daddy’s little girl

I think there comes a time when you meet someone and you just want to make them smile for the rest of your life. Unknown (via psych-facts)

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I’m back:) I’m sorry I haven’t been posting I got lost for a while. Good news is I had my baby girl her name is molly. Thanks for sticking with me I love you guys:)

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the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop

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sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake

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i asked my manager to write me a letter of recommendation for national honors society and he handed me this


I got accepted into nhs

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what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

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