how to improve a skirt: add pockets. how to improve a dress: add pockets. how to improve jeans: add pockets. how to improve a cardigan: add pockets. how to improve your acne: add pockets. how to improve your shattered relationships: add pockets

(via spookyaries)

47,048 notes


im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

(Source: officialinquisitor, via your--biggest--mistake)

604,146 notes


sleepy boys are the best because they have cute messed up hair and squishy tired cheeks and little droopy eyes and are at their most vulnerable making it easier to kill them

(via your--biggest--mistake)

75,007 notes





if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet

the first album : “Unknown album”

the hit single: “track 1”

album art


Some people wanna watch the world burn

(Source: urbancatfitters, via guy)

548,590 notes

(Source: luzwick, via happiest)

The Breakfast Club

(Source: theboredvegetarian, via seedy)




Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike

i feel as though we’ve had different experiences

(via that-kind-of-smile)

626,083 notes



clouds look so friendly i wish i was a cloud


this cloud doesnt look very friendly to me

(Source: snorlaxatives, via guy)

299,096 notes

(Source: vicforprez, via skeleton)


Job Interviewer: so what do you for fun?



(via africandad)

163,226 notes
I never say “I love you” first. I think it’ll be difficult for those words to leave my mouth ever again. They make my stomach feel like theres lighting inside. It’s too brave, a deadly task. When you say them or say them back to someone you’re getting prepare to shake hands with fire, you’re placing yourself at the edge of a cliff, you’re getting close to a quicksand of remorse. Alexa Evangelista (via vodkakilledtheteens)

(Source: vodkakilledtheteens, via vodkakilledtheteens)

1,136 notes